Parenting can be a real struggle sometimes, luckily most parents have a good sense of humor about things. Here are some pretty funny tweets we ran across recently about parenting adventures in toddler-hood. Enjoy!
I'm willing to bet one of those "to the mom whose toddler was having a tantrum" blog posts was posted after seeing me with my toddler.
— Lauren (@WorkingMom86) September 28, 2015
My toddler has started gently patting us when she tells us to do something. Didn't know there was a condescending phase... — Joshua Isard (@JoshuaIsard) September 27, 2015
Me to my toddler: "Let me know if you have to go pee-pee in the potty" Toddler: "Pee-pee!" *Points to pee soaked office chair* Me: *quits*
— Green Hound Press (@AmandeBrady) September 20, 2015
So sleep deprived that at this point my sentences don't even make sense to my toddler. #mommyproblems — Maritza Aguirre (@Mrstattooman) September 20, 2015
My toddler just requested I not sing along with Raffi, so she's a teenager now. — Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) September 9, 2015
trying to explain to my toddler why he can't have pizza and ice cream for breakfast and i really can't come up with any good reasons...
— everybody loves alex (@AlexanderFIV) September 19, 2015
Awakened at 5:54am, dark outside. Now holding 3 toys while my #toddler is gathering books for "Storytime." #parenting #needcoffee #needsleep — Sanna A. (@SannaWannaPanda) September 19, 2015
Thank goodness my toddler got hold of a whistle. I was dangerously close to feeling relaxed for a moment
— Lauren Dobson-Hughes (@ldobsonhughes) September 19, 2015
"Watch me poop. Now watch me peepee." My toddler's version of Whip and Nae Nae
— Marl Beans (@Marlebean) September 8, 2015
The mom I just saw doing a pageant smile and wave while carrying her tantruming toddler under her arm is my hero. — BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) September 6, 2015
My toddler threw a tantrum and called people “stupidheads.” I told her to behave or else she would end up the front-runner for the GOP.
— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) September 6, 2015
Asked my toddler "Who loves you!?!" He looks me dead in the face with all seriousness and says "Elmo" #dadlife — Tim Knighton (@TheTimGuy) September 1, 2015
The toddler just put his hand on my mouth and told me "Stop, shhhh" because I was singing to him. #HarshCritic
— | Miss - Bird. / (@StupidWomanSuit) September 1, 2015
It's exhausting pretending to be a real adult when my kid's have company over. — KC of TX (@kcmoore51) September 5, 2015
Reasons my kid is crying: Daniel Tiger is taking a bath and she doesn't want him to. "NO BATH! TIGER NO BATH!"
— OperationPinkHerring (@PinkHerring) July 15, 2015
It turns out that coaching my wife through labor was training to coach my toddler through pooping on the toilet. — Waldo Jaquith (@waldojaquith) September 17, 2015
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